Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Breakfast Potatoes

Ingredients

Breakfast Potatoes
Bacon
Cheddar Cheese
Tabasco

1. Swipe
2. Get some motha fuckin bacon and microwave it till its real nice and crispy
3. Crumple that shit over some breakfast potatoes.
4. Get some cheddar cheese microwave for about 45 seconds to a minute till its melty
5. If you want a lil spice, throw some Tabasco sauce on that shit
6. Eat, Enjoy, and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate TDR.

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Buff Chick Sandwich

Ingredients

Chicken
lettuce
tomato
onion
cheese
ranch dressing
Hot sauce

1. Swipe
2. Get a hamburger bun
3. Toast that bun real good
4. Grab some chicken, make sure its a big fucking piece, if not itll be too much bread and not enough meat, nobody wants that shit.
5. Throw the lettuce, tomato, onion and cheese on your chicken
6. Put ranch on your sandwich, NOT bluecheese. real men eat motha fuckin ranch just ask chi city man. Chi city doesnt need to be racist - ranch is better than blue cheese period.
7. douse that shit in hot sauce. Cholula is the best, while texas pete is only satisfactorily, but tabasco sauce is unfuckingacceptable. I do not want to see any tabasco buff chick sandwiches.
8. Eat enjoy and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate tdr.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

ChickMacn'Cheese

Errybody knows whats up on wednesday at tdr. FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE. But, only pussy uncreative pieces of shit just eat what they are given. Heres how to make a great thing even better.

Ingredients

Mac and cheese
2 slices of american cheese
Chicken
Tomato Salsa

1. Swipe
2. Get yo mac and cheese. Get your mac and cheese like you get your girls. Take the top off first. its crispy, cheesy and delicious.
3. Get a piece of chicken and cut that shit up like you are Ted Bundy.
4. Get a couple slices of american cheese from the sandwich stand. Make sure its AMERICAN cheese, we dont want any of this communist shit (like swiss or any kinda of french shit) in your mac and cheese.
5. Get some salsa.
6. mix that shit up
7. Eat, enjoy and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate tdr.

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