Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

ChickMacn'Cheese

Errybody knows whats up on wednesday at tdr. FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE. But, only pussy uncreative pieces of shit just eat what they are given. Heres how to make a great thing even better.

Ingredients

Mac and cheese
2 slices of american cheese
Chicken
Tomato Salsa

1. Swipe
2. Get yo mac and cheese. Get your mac and cheese like you get your girls. Take the top off first. its crispy, cheesy and delicious.
3. Get a piece of chicken and cut that shit up like you are Ted Bundy.
4. Get a couple slices of american cheese from the sandwich stand. Make sure its AMERICAN cheese, we dont want any of this communist shit (like swiss or any kinda of french shit) in your mac and cheese.
5. Get some salsa.
6. mix that shit up
7. Eat, enjoy and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate tdr.

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