Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Breakfast Potatoes

Ingredients

Breakfast Potatoes
Bacon
Cheddar Cheese
Tabasco

1. Swipe
2. Get some motha fuckin bacon and microwave it till its real nice and crispy
3. Crumple that shit over some breakfast potatoes.
4. Get some cheddar cheese microwave for about 45 seconds to a minute till its melty
5. If you want a lil spice, throw some Tabasco sauce on that shit
6. Eat, Enjoy, and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate TDR.

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