Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Buff Chick Sandwich

Ingredients

Chicken
lettuce
tomato
onion
cheese
ranch dressing
Hot sauce

1. Swipe
2. Get a hamburger bun
3. Toast that bun real good
4. Grab some chicken, make sure its a big fucking piece, if not itll be too much bread and not enough meat, nobody wants that shit.
5. Throw the lettuce, tomato, onion and cheese on your chicken
6. Put ranch on your sandwich, NOT bluecheese. real men eat motha fuckin ranch just ask chi city man. Chi city doesnt need to be racist - ranch is better than blue cheese period.
7. douse that shit in hot sauce. Cholula is the best, while texas pete is only satisfactorily, but tabasco sauce is unfuckingacceptable. I do not want to see any tabasco buff chick sandwiches.
8. Eat enjoy and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate tdr.

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