Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Alcohol

Its Friday, and you want to get shitty, but you haven't eaten yet. Why wait? Follow these steps


Shit to bring:

Any type of Alcohol

Steps
1. Swipe
2. Find a seat, preferably next to a table of girls (unless your a girl then just call me ;) )
3. Go find some fucking FREE AND UNLIMITED mixers!!!!!!! (Pick mixers strategically to pair well with your alcohol).
4. Some motha fuckin suggestions
Lemonade with sweet tea vodka
Cranberry + Orange juice + vodka. Or try the alternate Tequila Sunrise (this shit will blow your mind)
Coke and Rum
Four Loko.... really, just Four Loko
Beer (doesnt take advantage of free mixers, but who gives a fuck)
5. Turn the music all the fuckin way up
6. Drink your alcohol
7. GET FUCKED UP
8. Be fuckin amazed at the INFINITE amount of delicious mixers at your disposal
9. No need to worry about drunk munchies as there is an fucking unlimited amount food to eat
10. Drink, enjoy, and laugh at all the uncreative sober kids that hate TDR.
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