Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Turkey Melt

Ingredients

2 grilled cheese
turkey burger
lettuce
tomato
onion rings(optional)

1. Swipe
2. Order a turkey burger (now some meat heads think turkey burgers are for pussies, but FUCK THAT, these things are delicious and healthy, so maybe one day you could look as good as me.)
3. Get some grilled cheese and open that fucker up
4. Get your lettuce and tomato from the sandwich bar, and some onion rings
5. Wait what will seem like forever for your turkey burger. If you're lucky there will be turkey burgers waiting for you.
6. Cut your turkey burger right down the middle. Dont fuck this up, if its not down the middle it wont fit correctly.
7. Put it all together (some people like ketchup, but it is not essential to the sandwich)
8. Eat, enjoy and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate TDR.

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