Deviled Eggs

Now, I fucking hate eggs. They suck, i dont know why people just cant be patient and wait for them to turn into delicious chickens. However, I will include this recipe as this is a cookbook for all of AU, a dear friend Zach Bartscherer has submitted this recipe for deviled eggs.

Ingredients:

Hard boiled eggs

Mayonnaise

Mustard

Relish

paprika

red pepper

tabasco

1. Wait in MGC until you find a underclassman with swipes

2. Get Swiped

3. Get some hard boiled eggs

4. Cut those fuckers in half

5. Scoop out the yolk and place them in a bowl

6. Add some mayonnaise, mustard and relish from the sandwich station

7. Go to the pizza station and get paprika and rep pepper

8. Get some tabasco and pour that shit in too, this step is optional if you are a person (pussy) who does not like spicy food

9. Mix that shit uppp

10. Scoop that filling and put it back into the holes where the yolk were

11. Garnish the shit out of the deviled eggs with dill

11. Eat, enjoy and laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate tdr.