Motivation

Listen, you piece of shit. Stop complaining about TDR. It is your fault. You suck and you are not creative.

In this blog I will enlighten you with the the recipe for success in becoming a master "TDR-er". First, you must re-evaluate your definition of what TDR is. TDR is not a cafeteria. It is a vast kingdom of ingredients. You are the King. You own all ingredients and can use and manipulate them as you please, just like you've always dreamed (only with food instead of girls.)

This is the ultimate guide of how to stop sucking and wasting swipes, and how to be AWESOME.

Anddd how to not end up like this guy

email tjbollerman@yahoo.com to submit your own recipes!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Pasta Bolognese






















Ingredients

Pasta with marinara at Pasta Toss
Hamburger
Provolone
Basil
Parmesan
Salt

1. Swipe
2. Go to the firewok, get some motha fuckin pasta
3. Don't wait in line, rather ask the TDR person to get you some marinara
4. Go to american grill and ask for a hamburger, or two if you like a lot of meat... ;)
5. While waiting for your burger, get two or three slices of provolone and put that shit on there
6. Go to the pizza station and get some basil and Parmesan and shake that shit like a polaroid picture
7. Get your burger and cut that shit up, and mix it all together
8. Sit down and apply salt as needed
9. Laugh at all the uncreative pieces of shit that hate TDR
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